Welcome to Cleolinda Industries! We are really only one person, writer/blogger Cleolinda Jones, but we offer a diversity of entertainment services under the umbrella of an imaginary corporation. Obviously, we needed a top-notch generic business website in order for you to take us seriously. I'm not entirely sold on the big daisy up there, but I feel like the overall color scheme contributes to my brand identity. Writers are supposed to have those now, right?

What We Do

We, by which I mean I, provide a variety of affectionate snark, recaps, and pop culture discussions, utilizing the color purple when at all possible.

My home base is my LiveJournal (SHUT UP OKAY), Occupation: Girl. There, you can find features like

• Book discussions!
• Movie discussions!
  
• Entertainment linkspam!
• Twilight recaps!
  
• Movie awards liveblogs!
• Podcast appearances!

Other services include

• A Dreamwidth mirror!
  
• Movies in Fifteen Minutes!
  
• The Secret Life of Dolls!
  
• Twittering!
• Tumblring!
  
• A CafePress store (coming soon)!
  
• Satisfaction not precisely guaranteed, but really really hoped for!
  

Quick Links

• Occupation Girl on LJ
• Occupation Girl on DW
• Movies in Fifteen Minutes 
  
• Twitter
• Tumblr
  

Call Us Today!

Now that I've piqued the interest of potential readers, I should make sure you know how to reach me! Definitely do not call me. I don't answer the phone unless I know who it is. The easiest way is to hit me up on Twitter or in a LiveJournal comment. If you have immediate and/or confidential needs, you can reach me at

cleolindajones@gmail.com

which will probably get the hell spammed out of it now that I've hotlinked it. That's how much Cleolinda Industries cares about customer service. 

Please contact us anytime! We, by which I mean I, look forward to hearing from you.